I thought this was the perfect introduction to my imperfect life. Big ideas and two kids don't really go together. Time seems to be the missing ingredient in my craft pie.

Also featured in this picture: the orange asbestos vinyl floor, the child safety lock and the tiled counter top that prevents me from rolling out any kind of dough.

Maybe now that you've seen the skeleton in my kitchen, I'll get after it and finish painting the darn thing.