I once had a doctor, dead over one hundred years, tell me, through a channel, that I like to be surrounded by color because inside I am full of color. Well, thank you, doctor, I absolutely enjoy being surrounded by color and I will take your word for it about my insides. From that point on, I never made excuses about the brightly colored house I was painting, not even when the Sears deliveryman thought I was racist for "remembering" him until he saw my lime green hallway and replied, "Yes, I have been here before, I remember." Not when my friends think my husband is going to leave me because whatever project I show them is too colorful or too bold or too whatever they were implying. And certainly not when people try to talk me out of the brighter color and to consider something more neutral. No! Lime and chartreuse and shocking pink forever! See: my insides, bitches!
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Rorschach Walls or If These Walls Were Therapists
Monday, June 16, 2014
I once had a doctor, dead over one hundred years, tell me, through a channel, that I like to be surrounded by color because inside I am full of color. Well, thank you, doctor, I absolutely enjoy being surrounded by color and I will take your word for it about my insides. From that point on, I never made excuses about the brightly colored house I was painting, not even when the Sears deliveryman thought I was racist for "remembering" him until he saw my lime green hallway and replied, "Yes, I have been here before, I remember." Not when my friends think my husband is going to leave me because whatever project I show them is too colorful or too bold or too whatever they were implying. And certainly not when people try to talk me out of the brighter color and to consider something more neutral. No! Lime and chartreuse and shocking pink forever! See: my insides, bitches!
And they sit at the bar and put bread in my jar and I say, "Sorry, I'm not eating carbs."
Monday, April 28, 2014
Sometimes life gives you a free piano. And I am not one to turn down something that makes music. So in our tiny living room, we have a piano. And it's small-ish, for a piano. So it's not like a giant hulking piece of furniture, it actually looks quite nice. Except that it's the same color as the floor. Which makes it both blend in and loom over the rest of the living room.
People have been painting pianos lately, the chalk paint craze making everything significantly easier. I looked at color options, but since I didn't want to drive to Malibu or Glendora for a can of paint, I talked myself into the French Linen I already owned.
Here's the thing about painting anything. I am always very excited to paint. Most of my clothes have bits of paint on them because if I have to change clothes to do something, it's a sport. And I don't sport. So I started painting. I had a smallish, new brush and I just went for it. No sanding or anything, just paint. And as I finished the one tiny side and then set about taping off the keys, I realized I was about to eat an elephant. The project grew ten sizes that moment but I was too deep in to stop. So I kept going. But that moment, where I see the mountain I am about to climb, I have it every time. But it always happens too late for me to turn back.
Here is the before. It's the only pic I have. Hartwell Concerto in Aaaaaahahhahh!
When I told John I was painting the piano he said to me, "Don't get paint on the keys." He said it jokingly and I thought, "What kind of moron does he take me for?!" So I said, "Oh, I'm painting the keys green and yellow..."
To which he replied, rather incredulously, "YOU CAN'T PAINT PIANO KEYS!"
And then I laughed and said, "You think I am soooo dumb..."
That conversation doesn't quite play out in print as it did in real life. I thought it was hilarious and it's become my favorite thing.
Here's the after, with unpainted keys. Keys that are begging for photoshop.
People have been painting pianos lately, the chalk paint craze making everything significantly easier. I looked at color options, but since I didn't want to drive to Malibu or Glendora for a can of paint, I talked myself into the French Linen I already owned.
Here's the thing about painting anything. I am always very excited to paint. Most of my clothes have bits of paint on them because if I have to change clothes to do something, it's a sport. And I don't sport. So I started painting. I had a smallish, new brush and I just went for it. No sanding or anything, just paint. And as I finished the one tiny side and then set about taping off the keys, I realized I was about to eat an elephant. The project grew ten sizes that moment but I was too deep in to stop. So I kept going. But that moment, where I see the mountain I am about to climb, I have it every time. But it always happens too late for me to turn back.
Here is the before. It's the only pic I have. Hartwell Concerto in Aaaaaahahhahh!
When I told John I was painting the piano he said to me, "Don't get paint on the keys." He said it jokingly and I thought, "What kind of moron does he take me for?!" So I said, "Oh, I'm painting the keys green and yellow..."
To which he replied, rather incredulously, "YOU CAN'T PAINT PIANO KEYS!"
And then I laughed and said, "You think I am soooo dumb..."
That conversation doesn't quite play out in print as it did in real life. I thought it was hilarious and it's become my favorite thing.
Here's the after, with unpainted keys. Keys that are begging for photoshop.
Maison Trompe
Monday, January 7, 2013
Doesn't this window scream for shutters?! We have big plans for shutters, but until that time, I thought I'd give them a little oomph. So I added a little trompe l'oeil border.
Can you even tell? I think it looks much better. Has more weight.
I just taped a border using a piece of the same tape as a template. First I taped around the trim, keeping the tape right up against the original trim. (I made you an example and photographed it in terrible lighting)!
Once that was pressed into place, I taped around the tape.
When that was pressed into place, I removed the first piece of tape and I was left with a 2" border.
Does that make any sense? It's a lot easier than using a level and measuring tape and pencils...If you've learned anything from me, it's that I'm lazy.
Before I painted the aqua, I first did a coat of the house color to seal the edges of the tape. Because the stucco is so bumpy, it's hard to get a perfect line.When the brown layer dried, I painted the aqua over that. You can kind of see in the pic below...
See? Nice clean line! Only a few spots I had to fix! And you can also see how I'm faking the trim. It looks a little better from a distance. Who looks at houses up close anyway?!
Ahhhh,...much better...Now I just need to remove that horrible tree!
But I think John started hiding the saws from me...
Can you even tell? I think it looks much better. Has more weight.
I just taped a border using a piece of the same tape as a template. First I taped around the trim, keeping the tape right up against the original trim. (I made you an example and photographed it in terrible lighting)!
Once that was pressed into place, I taped around the tape.
When that was pressed into place, I removed the first piece of tape and I was left with a 2" border.
Does that make any sense? It's a lot easier than using a level and measuring tape and pencils...If you've learned anything from me, it's that I'm lazy.
Before I painted the aqua, I first did a coat of the house color to seal the edges of the tape. Because the stucco is so bumpy, it's hard to get a perfect line.When the brown layer dried, I painted the aqua over that. You can kind of see in the pic below...
See? Nice clean line! Only a few spots I had to fix! And you can also see how I'm faking the trim. It looks a little better from a distance. Who looks at houses up close anyway?!
Ahhhh,...much better...Now I just need to remove that horrible tree!
But I think John started hiding the saws from me...
We're Painting the Houses Warm Stone or It Puts the Paint on the House...
Monday, April 2, 2012
Before Painting House...
And After Painting House...
Sometimes California is too sunny for pictures...and skin. I got a sunburn today...
I told my son I was taking a bath because I worked so hard today. He said, "I worked harder. I found a lot of holidays." (Holidays are my missed spots. In this case they were white). After a 'mean'-ingful look, he said, "Mom, there were so many white spots for me to find!"
I think we're adding shutters! The house always looks like it needs shutters in photographs...
Now if someone will just bring me food, I will be happy...
And After Painting House...
Sometimes California is too sunny for pictures...and skin. I got a sunburn today...
I told my son I was taking a bath because I worked so hard today. He said, "I worked harder. I found a lot of holidays." (Holidays are my missed spots. In this case they were white). After a 'mean'-ingful look, he said, "Mom, there were so many white spots for me to find!"
I think we're adding shutters! The house always looks like it needs shutters in photographs...
Now if someone will just bring me food, I will be happy...
Country Chicken, City Chicken
Thursday, March 1, 2012
This delightful chicken came to me via Cost Plus World Market. I didn't mean to buy it. But my sweet Hartwell brought it to me, before he knew how to read, and said, "Mom, this says, 'open' and 'closed.'" Well, yes it does! So in a fit of pride that my son was learning to read, I bought the silly chicken.
It hangs in front of my lovely pink cabinets and whenever I want to photograph my kitchen for the blog, I have to remember to remove it. Otherwise it's a bright red scourge on my otherwise pretty picture.
But how to fix it? Or do I even bother?
Then I saw this Alpine Cutie at Beaux R'eves!
Before:
And after:
She's a genius! She just painted color over the red parts with a new color! Brilliant!
So I busted out my tiny can of paint:
And the offending chicken:
And I painted it:
Much better! I used a black sharpie to write "Kitchen is," and I kind of wish I had a nice thin paint pen instead. But who wants to run out and buy something in the middle of a project? And it could use a little blending at the edges, but it's no longer the bright red country eyesore it once was.
Also? My kitchen has been closed for a while now. It's a very convenient sign...
It hangs in front of my lovely pink cabinets and whenever I want to photograph my kitchen for the blog, I have to remember to remove it. Otherwise it's a bright red scourge on my otherwise pretty picture.
But how to fix it? Or do I even bother?
Then I saw this Alpine Cutie at Beaux R'eves!
Before:
And after:
She's a genius! She just painted color over the red parts with a new color! Brilliant!
So I busted out my tiny can of paint:
And the offending chicken:
And I painted it:
Much better! I used a black sharpie to write "Kitchen is," and I kind of wish I had a nice thin paint pen instead. But who wants to run out and buy something in the middle of a project? And it could use a little blending at the edges, but it's no longer the bright red country eyesore it once was.
Also? My kitchen has been closed for a while now. It's a very convenient sign...
Housing Projects
Friday, July 29, 2011
Since I am neither subtle nor subdued, I had to do something about these paint colors. Taupe and Sage? What was I thinking.
So I thought aqua would work. (See how I waited until air conditioner time?)
It does not work. There's something off.
So I added the grey from Cameron's fabric:
Hey! I did pretty good!So. What do you think? I love it, Autumn loves it, Amanda loves it...John hates it.
Hmmm...
The A's have it!
Labels:
cottage industrialist,
house,
house color,
painting
Beachy Keen?
Monday, April 11, 2011
My tiny California Bungalow needs some fresh make-up. I had like a million ideas. I had an epiphany a few weeks ago where I thought "I can keep the house navajo white and just repaint the trim!" Then it won't seem like a crazy project that never gets done. I can work on one window at a time and move as slow as I want.
Sunday I was in my local hardware store, where I learned they can make ANY color of paint I want from any company, and I saw a color card. It featured a creamy white with a sage-ie green and a taupe. It reminded me of my beach phase when I wanted the house to look like a beach bungalow, except with forestier colors.
Before we had a reddish brown on the trim and windows that drove me bananas. And here's what I did today. Spruce and Taupe. It took FOR-ever!
Subtle. Blend-ie. Kind of totally unlike me. But I really like it.
Sunday I was in my local hardware store, where I learned they can make ANY color of paint I want from any company, and I saw a color card. It featured a creamy white with a sage-ie green and a taupe. It reminded me of my beach phase when I wanted the house to look like a beach bungalow, except with forestier colors.
Before we had a reddish brown on the trim and windows that drove me bananas. And here's what I did today. Spruce and Taupe. It took FOR-ever!
Subtle. Blend-ie. Kind of totally unlike me. But I really like it.
Oooh! A blue door!
Sunday, February 20, 2011
Me: I'm gonna paint the door.
John: (wait for iiiiiiit) Shocker.
I am currently looking for a hall runner. Any ideas?
John: (wait for iiiiiiit) Shocker.
I am currently looking for a hall runner. Any ideas?
Labels:
blue door,
california bungalow,
hallway,
painting,
robins egg blue,
turquoise
Little Pink Cabinets
Thursday, February 10, 2011
I spent a good part of yesterday scrubbing the muck off of my blue dishes. They used to reside on a shelf above a ventless stove. So all that grease collected on their exteriors. I used 3.5 Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, turning them black in the process. But, look! Lovely!
I also got to give Buddha a bath and then have this conversation:
Hartwell: Mom, who's that guy?
Me: What guy?
Hartwell: THAT guy!
Me: Buddha.
Hartwell: Where did you get him?
Me: Gramma Janice got him for me in Thailand
Hartwell: PIE-land??!!
Me (laughing): What's Pieland?
Hartwell: It's a place with pies and NO restaurants.
Here's a pic with all the colors together:
P.S. I like you just fine, but I'm not cleaning my kitchen for one photo.
And here's the before:
Labels:
bungalow kitchen,
kitchen,
painting,
pink cabinets
Showin' the Pink
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Ahhhhhh...pink. Delicious. I finally covered up the yellow that was starting to crawl under my skin and lay eggs. I think I made a good choice. I decided to go a few tints lighter than the coral on the north wall. Since I'm filling the open cabinetry with a mix of dishes, the coral would be too dark. But the pink is light enough to complement the dishware with out taking over in a bloodless coup. And I really needed something warm over there to bring the room together.
This weekend we have big plans to finish the trim and the painting. And then I can breathe for awhile. As my computer station is facing all the rooms I've just finished. Except I can see a sliver of hallway. Oh, hallway, you have no idea what I'm planning.
This weekend we have big plans to finish the trim and the painting. And then I can breathe for awhile. As my computer station is facing all the rooms I've just finished. Except I can see a sliver of hallway. Oh, hallway, you have no idea what I'm planning.
Labels:
bungalow kitchen,
kitchen,
painting,
pink
99 color ideas go by...
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I finally got the right green painted in the hallway. Sherwin Williams Hep Green. The hallway seems dark, but it actually, somehow, was too bright for the last green, so I went down a swatch on the fan deck. It perfectly matches the tea kettle we have. P.S. the weird light bulb we have is making it look crazy in the photo. Just so you know.
Now,...my problem. What do I paint the interior of my open cabinets? Right now it's a sort of medium yellow. I was thinking of painting it Frolic, the last green I had in the hallway and the green I used to make the floral design on the cabinets. Not quite so dark, but still lime-y.
Or white?
Or more pale blue?
Or coral?
I plan on filling the shelves with turquoise dishes and such, so I wanted something that showcases them without making them change color. Maybe a lighter coral. Like Jovial.
Wow! Those colors are WAY off from what my fan deck says. I'd write to SW, but I think they're sick of my opinions. Well, then, stop sending me surveys!
I'd love your two cents. I can't figure out what to do.
Now,...my problem. What do I paint the interior of my open cabinets? Right now it's a sort of medium yellow. I was thinking of painting it Frolic, the last green I had in the hallway and the green I used to make the floral design on the cabinets. Not quite so dark, but still lime-y.
Or white?
Or more pale blue?
Or coral?
I plan on filling the shelves with turquoise dishes and such, so I wanted something that showcases them without making them change color. Maybe a lighter coral. Like Jovial.
Wow! Those colors are WAY off from what my fan deck says. I'd write to SW, but I think they're sick of my opinions. Well, then, stop sending me surveys!
I'd love your two cents. I can't figure out what to do.
MunkeyMind
Friday, January 28, 2011
My amazing eyeball loving sister-in-law is back in business on her blog, MunkeyMind. She recently discovered SketchBook Pro and has not looked up for 3 weeks.
She works as an art director and has appeared as Artist in Residence on Turf Wars.
You might remember this, especially if you've been to my house:
That is like a Chuck Close version of Barkley. He looks EXACTLY like that. Perpetually annoyed by boys.
She works as an art director and has appeared as Artist in Residence on Turf Wars.
You might remember this, especially if you've been to my house:
That is like a Chuck Close version of Barkley. He looks EXACTLY like that. Perpetually annoyed by boys.
Procrastipainting
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Labels:
garage,
painting,
should be doing something else
Shelf Life
Monday, January 24, 2011
Remember this? I found it at a thrift store for $10. Which is highway robbery considering I just purchased three solid wood tables, including a five foot coffee table, from another thrift store for $35. But who's counting?
It took me forever to figure out what to do. I knew I wanted it white, but it looked so sloppy when I painted it. The first painter did not know I would be using a gloss over the green. It all worked out, though because I just distressed it letting the lime show through.
Here it is:
As you can see, I found knobs and cups that that fit together. But how to hide the threads of the screw? My husband bought some metal tube pieces, but we would've had to cut them and all that to get them to fit. So I took some twine and a glue gun, heading back to my Mormon roots, and just wrapped and glued. It also provides a soft spot upon which the cup hangs!
Also? I need to buy two more cups. But $12 each is a little much. So I'm gonna buy them one at a time. That'll show 'em.


It took me forever to figure out what to do. I knew I wanted it white, but it looked so sloppy when I painted it. The first painter did not know I would be using a gloss over the green. It all worked out, though because I just distressed it letting the lime show through.
Here it is:
As you can see, I found knobs and cups that that fit together. But how to hide the threads of the screw? My husband bought some metal tube pieces, but we would've had to cut them and all that to get them to fit. So I took some twine and a glue gun, heading back to my Mormon roots, and just wrapped and glued. It also provides a soft spot upon which the cup hangs!
Also? I need to buy two more cups. But $12 each is a little much. So I'm gonna buy them one at a time. That'll show 'em.

Labels:
bungalow kitchen,
cups,
distressing,
painting,
shelf
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