Obsession: Kilims or Kilim me Softly

I have a ratty old, like four years (which is fifty in kid destructo years), leather sofa. And between the basset hound digging himself a bed on it every night and the children using the cushions as shields, she has seen better days. I'd post a pic, but it's that embarrassing...

I want to reupholster the cushions, but whatever I use needs to be made of asbestos and titanium or else I can kiss it goodbye. And then I saw this in an Anthropologie:

It wasn't this one exactly, but a different kilim with the same sleek sofa shape. Love at first sight! And my husband loved it, too. Which hardly ever happens!

So I went into full kilim mode! I found this rug on etsy. The colors are so fresh and new, but it's listed as vintage. From sofART:

Neon orange and mustard with mint?! It's perfection!!

And here's another etsy find that encourages me in my cushion re-upholstery! Because our sofa only has removable bottom cushions...but this chair looks amazing!

From Spheres:

And then there's this one: 

If I wasn't so scared of my destructo boys, this might be doable. But, alas, these sofas are on the list of things I can buy in 2025. When my youngest starts college...